The Budget and The Diet: Tracking Nutrition Like A Bank Account

It occurred to me today to try something that I hadn’t thought of before.  Since the focus of my life has shifted in the past 2 years from paying “financial stupid taxes” to making the right decisions with my cash flow in order to pay off all of my debt, I have become better and better at the concept of budgeting.

For 15+ years now I have used Quicken to track my finances, which are just a collection of numbers, some in, some out, leaving me with a net balance after every transaction.  So, as I was thinking about how I track money, with the goal being to always have more income than expenses, thereby yielding an increasing balance of wealth, a light bulb went on and I started to wonder what would happen if I were to convert my nutritional budget (my diet) from calories to dollars.

Think about it.  What if one calorie equaled one dollar?  My ultimate goal in the realm of caloric budgeting would be to reduce my “net worth” in caloric terms over a period of time based on my “expense budget” (diet plan).

If I were to look at my eating habits that way, I would start by adding up my net worth with a goal of reducing it to as low as possible.  One pound of fat is equal to 3,500 calories.  Convert that to $3,500.00 and then multiply by your total weight, and you have your caloric net worth in terms of dollars.

For me, after 6 months of time off from triathlon training, I increased my caloric net worth by $59,500.00.  That means that I gained 17 lbs.  This happened because I made more deposits in my mouth than I made withdrawals, so to speak.  Every day I spend approximately $2000.00 in calories just by breathing, and I need to keep my spending in check to ensure that I slowly reach my goal.  There are no large purchases in this world.  It’s a slow, methodical approach, and it will take time.  Sounds about like paying off debt.

Now, thinking of the prospect of going to a caloric net worth of zero, you’d wonder how that could be possible if you have a lean body mass that will never go away (bones, ligaments, organs, etc.).  At 204lbs, my caloric net worth is $714,000.00.  My goal weight is 175lbs, or $612,500.00.  That means I need to “spend” $101,500.00 in calories.  So, I can either set a goal of a “caloric register balance” of $612,500 or just start the balance at $101,500 and shoot for zero.  Or, I could even reverse the numbers and call it a “diet debt” with a balance of -$101,500.00 which I would need to start paying off with the same mindset I have used to pay off the real money debts.

Every day I live, I would track my income and expense (eating and caloric burn) on a quicken cash account, or spreadsheet, since there are no programs that do this type of crazy calcuation, and I could translate my diet plan, into a quasi diet “budget” plan.

The only difference in this budget plan is that my goal is to spend all of my money, not save it (unless I choose to treat it like a debt, then I’ll be paying it off.)  This is just an idea, but I think it might make managing my diet more interesting and more fun, since I’ll be able to spend or pay off as much as I want without worrying about going broke.

What is a Debt To Income Ratio (DTI)?

You’ll often hear this term used in the mortgage industry to determine whether or not you’ll be able to mortgage your home.  Before anyone loans money to another, it’s important that they know how much of their current gross income is already committed to paying off debt.  The measure of what your monthly obligations are against your income is the Debt to Income Ratio (DTI.)

Here’s an example.  Let’s assume you have a gross income of $50,000 per year, and the only debt you have is your car, which has a monthly payment of $300.00.

Based on this, your monthly gross income is $4,166.00, and your debt obligation is only $300.00.  Since you’re contemplating purchasing a home, and the reason for the DTI calculation is to take a note against your new living arrangements, then we would not include your current monthly housing costs, such as rent, in your monthly obligations, because once you move, they won’t exist anymore.

So, take your monthly debt payments ($300.00) and divide that number by your monthly income ($4,166.00), and you have a Debt to Income ratio of 7.2%.

This is by no means a common scenario, but it’s how the number is calculated.  Most don’t have a clue what this number is, and if you’re someone who intends to save and pay cash for the things in life that you value the most, then DTI won’t mean anything to you, and neither will a credit score.

In the image below, the debt is represented by the 25% housing costs.  In this example, by definition, your Debt to Income ratio would be no higher than 25%, assuming that you have no other debt besides your home mortgage.

Good Debt vs. Bad Debt

Although I strive for excellence, and I wish to be able to abide by the standards and practices upheld by the Bible flawlessly, it will never occur.  There are thousands of morsels of wisdom embedded in the pages of the most widely distributed book on the planet, and for some, they are every sign-post needed to navigate the road of life.

One of those sign posts reads as follows:

“The rich rule over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.” – Proverbs 22:7

Now, whether or not you are really a Christian, call yourself a Christian, or don’t have anything to do with Christianity, the statement presented, in my opinion, cannot be disputed.  When you borrow money, you are placing yourself under the obligation to re-pay whomever you borrowed that money from which means you’re are placing yourself under that person, and they have a vested interest in how you re-pay that debt, and how quickly you repay it.

I am a Dave Ramsey freak.  I drank the cool-aid, and I have been completely convinced that borrowing money opens a door to potential problems.  Why would I want potential problems?  Why take risks like this?  Carefully calculated risks should be a part of your financial portfolio AFTER you have eliminated the burden of debt, not before, and not during.  The rate of return on your investments is almost always going to be less than the bank’s investment in you.

Is there good debt?

I don’t think so.  Debt is debt and it places you at a disadvantage.  Sure, people, accountants will say that you  need debt to be able to reduce your taxable income, but that doesn’t really make any sense.  If you’re sending $10,000 in interest to the bank to avoid paying the IRS $3,000 then you have a problem with arithmetic.

Is there bad debt?

Well, since I don’t like debt at all, I think all debt carries negative consequences, but the justification for carrying debt is usually centered around the burden associated with the debt as opposed to what it affords you.  Owing $100,000 on a house where your monthly payment is $500.00 based on an income of $2000.00/month means you’re only spending 25% of your take-home pay on your housing.  You have a place to live, and you’re not renting.  So, in terms of cash-flow, that’s not too bad.  But you’re still in debt.  You’re still a slave to that lender.  You owe, and you cannot just up and leave at a moments notice.

Some say that owning your home outright is absolutely impractical.  Some also say that you’ll have to have a car payment the rest of your life.  These are both lies.  I know this first-hand, as I am currently facilitating the sale of 3 properties, all of which have attracted buyers who are paying cash.

Within the Christian church, many of us will butt heads on this issue of “good debt vs. bad debt.”  Is it okay to have some types of debt?  Perhaps it is less of a burden, but it’s still debt, and it’s still not the best practice.  Is it prohibited?  No.  The bible doesn’t tell us debt is wrong.  It warns us of the consequences of owing.  If we are to strive for excellence in all that we do, then we will be wise with our money, and we’ll be patient so we can be more of a blessing faster, and that means saving for purchases, not borrowing for them.

Cooler Weather, Lux

Lux_Art_1_smallIt’s early for cool weather in my opinion.  I suppose it’s not a matter of opinion, if I were to actually take the time to look at an almanac.

I’m sitting here in Lux, waiting for my Wednesday night cGroup, music blaring in my ears, tired from the inactivity of the day, waiting, waiting, wondering.  Should I write?  Is there anything worth saying?  Coffee here tastes great.

Cinnamon doesn’t dissolve in coffee.  My last swig was a clump of disgusting muck…an hour later and I still feel like vomiting.  Bejeweled Blitz has taken over my life today.  I can’t focus.  The artwork here is nice.  They change it on a regular basis.  I don’t know how regular.  It must be at least once per week.  It’s different every time I come down here.

The sculptures I am sitting under are slowly moving on swivels in the shifting air, and they’re beautifully created.  I can’t decide if I like the sculptures, or if I like the shadows that they cast.

My mind is racing with the thoughts of finance.  I’m not chasing riches today.  Rather, I’m looking for possible paths I can travel that allow me to be me more than I feel like I’m being today.  Who created this art work?  Where did they do it?  How did they learn how to work with metal?  Where are my creations?  I have no idea.

Some changes are about to be made in my life which will eliminate some serious financial bleeding.  I am anxious about it, because it means drastically altering my lifestyle for a while…which I’m aimlessly fighting with all of my might.  Getting myself on track after learning the right way to do things has been 90% of the battle.

You know that log jam that Dave Ramsey talks about in the Total Money Makeover?  My next sale will blow it out of the water, and I don’t know what’s down the river ahead, and that’s frightening me.  Either way, I have to blow the logs up so the momentum can begin, or I’ll be stuck here forever.

Are you feeling like you’re stuck because you need to blow up your log jam?

At Least One Reason to Close Your Credit Card Account

The most unexpected event occurred this past year in the midst of the “financial meltdown” as they continually call it.  After 10 years living under the illusion that I had a firm grip on my credit card behaviors and that I was “laughing all the way to the bank” with my rewards, my credit card companies kicked me to the curb and caused a virtual yard sale with my finances.

When we crash our motorcycles, dune buggies, and quads, the resulting aftermath, spread across a few hundred feet of sandy dunes, is referred to as a yard sale.  Beer over there, cooler over there, helmet and goggles, jersey, whip, front wheel, etc.  You get the picture.

Credit card companies are financial yard sales waiting to happen.  Here’s my story.

A little over 7 years ago, before financial institutions had really began offering “paperless” statements, I had all of my mail redirected to a company called Paytrust.  Not a bad idea at the time.  They give you a P.O. Box, your physical mail is shipped there, they scan it, and e-mail it to you.  They also facilitate cutting paper checks automatically to your vendors, creditors, etc.  It’s a bill-payment service and a mail-scanning service.  I had all of my mail redirected to them.

Then, as the financial world started offering the option to cancel paper statements, and everyone started offering bill-pay, I decided that sending $15/month to Paytrust was a waste of money, so I canceled the account.  In doing so, Paytrust was supposed to send out letters changing my address at all of my financial institutions to my home address.

Some of them didn’t get changed.  One of those companies was FirstUSA who issued my Southwest Airlines Rewards Visa.  When it was issued to me, I had a 7% rate and a $5,000 limit.  By the time the problems started, I had built up to a $26,000 line of credit and was earning a round trip ticket every 6 weeks.  That was due to my stupidity, by the way.  I was running purchases at work through my card, extending credit to my employer as a vendor.  Not a good idea.  Never loan money to your employer.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  eBay is where I liquidated the miles, which worked, but it just wasn’t worth the hassle in the long run.

So, about 2 years ago, I finally paid off my FirstUSA card, which had carried a balance over from money I had loaned to my employer.  Yeah, they failed to pay me and I ended up carrying $8000.00 for them.  Still owe it, but now it’s on my HELOC.  That’s another story for another post.  So here I was, 2 years ago, finally paid off, never to use the card again.  Excellent place to be!  I had forgotten one important fact.  FirstUSA had a $59.00 annual fee.  This wouldn’t have been a problem if I had received the statements.  Apparently they had sent the most recent statement to the P.O. Box that I had setup with Paytrust, and I never knew about it.  Out of sight, out of mind.

90 days passed, and guess what?  I get a letter from American Express, who had issued $10,000 in credit to me that my account had been closed.  AT&T Universal boosted my rate from 8% to 29.99% then promptly dropped the $29,000 limit on the card to the outstanding balance of $5,500.00.  My discover card which had a zero balance went from $6,000 to closed.  Two Wells Fargo business cards that each had a $10,000 limit were dropped to $500.00 and $2,400.00.  This trend continued on all of my credit accounts.  On those which I had a balance, whether I paid it off every month or not, the limits were dropped to the amount of the balance.  Do the math and that equals additional over the limit fees if ANYTHING hits the card.  Do they tell you that this stuff is happening when it happens?  No.  Of course not, they’re slimy bastards and they want every reason to charge you a fortune.

My Home Equity Line of Credit was frozen at the same time.

It was at this point that I began to really question what was going on in my financial life.  Thankfully, I’m on the right track now.  I have only one credit card with a balance, and as soon as it’s paid off, I will be closing it permanently.  I don’t need it, and I don’t want it.  There’s too much risk involved and I can exercise enough patience to pay for things that I want in full, up front from now until I’m dead.

You see, had I simply closed the FirstUSA account, none of these problems, which ended up costing me quite a bit of frustration, time, and penalties, would have ever happened.  Am I worried about my credit score?  No.  I don’t care at all about the lending institution’s measurement of how well I enslave myself to their whims.  Credit is positive, DEBT is negative.  To give weight to a number that’s masquerading as a “score” when it’s actually a penalty is ludicrous.  We don’t need a number to prove we have integrity.

Don’t get caught in the trap of credit card debt.  You will get bitten!