Planning for Lump Sump Payments

One of the most overlooked components of a budget is the lump sum payment.  The lump sum payment comes in many forms, whether it be annual registration for your automobiles, annual membership dues, quarterly tax payments, or anything that you can expect to repeatedly spend on a periodic basis that exceeds a single month.

Since we don’t write that check but once per year for most of these items, we neglect to place them in our monthly calculations and then we fall into a common trap of using credit cards to cover those expenses when they arise simply because we “forgot” about them.

The problem with that practice is that you end up amortizing your lump sum payments, accounting for them monthly with your credit card payments anyway, only with interest, so they end up costing you more than they should after the fact.

Christmas is a perfect example.  I used to find myself nearing Christmas Eve with no idea regarding what I would purchase, for whom it would be, nor how much it would be.  What I knew was that in a pinch, I could easily charge it up and get it out of the way, then worry about it later.

This is a nasty way to spend the first half of each new year, and it sours the taste of giving as you continue to write checks for Christmas gifts that are 5 months old.

A Strategy for Handling Lump Sum Payments

This is so simple you should slap yourself for not doing it.  I’ll re-iterate one particular point…if you aren’t writing a monthly budget, there’s no point in paying attention to the rest of this information.  This strategy is for those who have successfully practiced a few months of budget planning who have suddenly run into a lump sum payment they had forgotten about that they weren’t sure how to handle.

Here’s how to handle it.  I’ll use auto registration as an example.  Every year you’re going to register your car and every year you know that the fee will be less than the prior year.  That’s good news.  To make certain you plan ahead, take the previous year’s registration fee and divide it by 12.  Add that expense to a line on your monthly budget.  That’s it.

See?  I told you it was simple.  Now you know what it costs you per month to register your car.

What about all of the other lump sum payments?  After all, not everything is due at the same time, and dividing by 12 may not work this month because the payment is due in 3 months.

Well, this solution I’ve found works well for me.  I have added up all of my annual fees based on what’s happened in the past and padded it a bit for unexpected annual “gotchas” of the non-emergency type.  I then created a new savings account at my online bank and I called it Annual Dues Account ( most of mine are called annual dues, but you could call it “lump sum account.”)  I took the total amount of the lump sum payment and divided it by 12 to get my “monthly burden” so to speak, then created an auto transfer in that amount from my personal checking account to that lump sum savings account.  Every month my reserve account gets a small supercharge that creates a buffer for those lump sums.  When a payment comes due, I just write a check from that account, and never think twice about it.

Since all of the lump sum payments are due at different times of the year, the first year will require a few extra adjustments.  For instance, if you’re calculating your Christmas budget in August, you have 4 months left before you have your lump sum payment, and 8 months have already passed.  You’ll need to either catch up your deposits by depositing 8 times the monthly amount for the months that you’ve missed, or reduce your budget by 8 times the monthly amount, go cheap this Christmas, and save 4 months worth of your Christmas budget.  Another solution would be to divide the annual budget by the number of months remaining before the payment is due.  Once the lump sum due date has passed, you’ll be on schedule to have the money you need for the following cycle.  Obviously some lump sum payments aren’t so discretionary, so you’ll have to break the cycle as far in advance of the payment due date as possible so when the due date hits, you’ll already have a portion of what you need saved.

Once you’ve identified all of your annual, bi-annual, semi-annual, quarterly, or non-monthly periodic payments that happen in your life, you’ll have a grasp on the corresponding monthly expense and you’ll have a better grasp on your plan.

Tuition for school is not an emergency, and neither are extra curricular activities, or prom, or other expenses that have come to others before you.  If you can investigate the potential cost of something before it comes, you can include it in your lump sum payments.  School supplies, bike tires, annual charitable contributions…you name it, it can be planned.

Don’t let this part of your budget pass you by.  It’s as important as your monthly food budget.  It’s going to take one full cycle to get the system rolling, but once you dial it in, you’ll no longer need to worry about the lump sum.  Don’t forget to adjust if you start something new, but hey, you wouldn’t start something new without planning for it anyway.

The Drifter vs. The Non-Drifter

In Napoleon Hill’s “Outwitting the Devil,” an interview between an Earth-bound being and the devil takes place in which the concept of the drifter is revealed by the enemy.  When asked what the characteristics of a drifter are, the following list is presented.  Shortly thereafter, a list of characteristics of a non-drifter are outlined.

The Characteristics of a Drifter

  • Total lack of a major purpose in life
  • He will be conspicuous by his lack of self-confidence
  • He will never accomplish anything requiring thought and effort
  • He spends all he earns and more too if he can get credit
  • He will be sick or ailing from some real or imaginary cause and calling to high heaving if he suffers the least physical pain.
  • He will have little or no imagination
  • He will lack enthusiasm and initiative to begin anything he is not forced to undertake, and he will plainly express his weakness by taking the line of least resistance whenever he can do so.
  • He will be ill-tempered and lacking in control over his emotions.
  • His personality will be without magnetism, and it will not attract other people.
  • He will have opinions on everything but accurate knowledge of nothing.
  • He may be jack of all trades, but good at none.
  • He will neglect to cooperate with those around him…even on those he must depend on for food and shelter.
  • He will make the same mistake over and over again never profiting by failure.
  • He will be narrow-minded and intolerant on all subjects ready to crucify those who disagree with him.
  • He will expect everything of others, but be willing to give nothing in return.
  • He may begin many things, but complete nothing.
  • He will be loud in his condemnation of his government, but he will never tell you definitely how it could be improved.
  • He will never reach decisions on anything if he can avoid it, and if he is forced to decide, he will reverse himself at the first opportunity.
  • He will eat too much, and exercise too little.
  • He will take a drink of liquor, if someone else will pay for it.
  • He will gamble if he can do it on the cuff (meaning on credit.)
  • He will criticize other who are succeeding at their chosen calling.
  • The drifter will work harder to get out of thinking than most others work at making a good living.
  • He will tell a lie rather than admit his ignorance on any subject.
  • If he works for others he will criticize them to their backs, and flatter them to their faces.

The Characteristics of a Non-Drifter:

  • He is always engaged in doing something definite through some well-organized plan which is definite.
  • He has a major goal in life towards which he is always working and many minor goals, all of which lead towards his central scheme.
  • The tone of his voice, the quickness of his step, the sparkle in his eyes, the quickness of his decisions clearly mark him as a person who knows exactly what he wants and is determined to get it, no matter how long it may take or what price he must pay.
  •  If you ask him questions, he gives you direct answers and never falls back on evasions, or resorts to subterfuge.
  • He extends many favors to others but accepts favors sparingly, or not at all.
  • He will be found up front whether he is playing a game, or fighting a war.
  • If he does not know the answers, he will say so, frankly.
  • He has a good memory…never offers an alibi for his shortcomings.
  • He never blames others for his mistakes no matter if they deserve the blame.
  • He used to be known as a go-getter, but in modern times he is called as a go-giver.
  • You will find him running the biggest business in town, living on the best street, driving the best automobile, and making his presence felt wherever he happens to be; he is an inspiration to all who come into contact with his mind.
  • He has a mind of his own, and uses it for all purposes.
To learn more about what a “drifter” is, consider adding Napoleon Hill’s “Outwitting The Devil” to your library.  It’s a fantastic read.

Boosting the Confidence

I learned that I am smart enough to obtain a PhD in something…in fact, probably smart enough to earn more than that 3 times over. My instructor in my new Advanced Web Programming for Flash was less than impressive, to say the least. He just isn’t designed for teaching technology. I, and the remainder of the class, became confused many many times during his presentation of chapter 1. Which, in fact, is all that class turned out to be. It’s a step by step “follow the book” type of course, and he doesn’t seem to know the book.

I’d prefer that he just throw the book out and teach us what he knows. The book is actually a more recent version of a book that Chris Cross You Don’t Stop gave me by some indian guy. I’m debating whether or not to notify admissions that I’m even taking the class. I don’t need the credit, and I didn’t have to convince him to let me in or even prove that I have already met the requirements. I have a lesser opinion of the standards that our educational institutions place upon our greatests asset of all, teachers.

I felt over and over again as though I could be teaching this class to him instead of being the pupil. Perhaps those who have mentioned that I’m a good teacher in the past were onto something. Unfortunately, I carry no credentials to place me in an accredited teaching position. Maybe it’s in my future to teach at a college? Who knows? Maybe it’s in my future to open a computer training institute somewhere. Who knows. I bet I could develop a cirriculum to teach people various things.

I think it would be cool to build a training center for children and beginning computer users. I may expound upon that idea…