What a wonder it is to find yourself sitting alone in a small box.  Considering the size of the planet, it’s a small box, but if you compared it to a 60″ plasma television box, or a refrigerator box, or the box that your car came in, it’s a large box.  That’s ridiculous.  Continue Reading

The Charmin Experience

On November 22, 2008 By

Originally posted December 17th, 2006 during what I believe was my second visit to Manhattan

Well, you’re probably not going to believe this unless you see it, so I’ve posted a video of someone’s recent toilet experience in Manhattan. When Susan and I were there we stopped in.  As we passed through Times Square, [...]

Continue Reading

Coffee Consensus

On September 7, 2005 By

I found many many articles on the internet that make claims that consuming coffee makes it harder to lose weight because of various factors. Here is an excerpt:

Caffeine intake often perpetuates many of the factors contributing to weight gain and continued obesity. Coffee and caffeine intake [...]

Continue Reading

Instant coffee, a beautiful thing,
It makes me laugh, it makes me sing,
It makes my heart go pingle-dee-ping,
much faster than it should.

Instant coffee, a beautiful sight,
It makes me restless through the night,
It pumps my blood likes thieves in flight,
Continue Reading